Friday, July 28, 2023

I Just Could Not Help It

 Tommy knew I was joking. But, I hoped the doctor would appreciate my humor. I was in the dermatologist's exam room. I have complained about my left elbow that does not look too bad. However, it feels raw when I put it down on anything, especially the console in Tommy's car. The doctor has prescribed two things. Nothing has worked. I even keep a cloth to put on the console. That helps immensely. The point of my elbow looks a little scruffy, but not hardened or red or dark. However, it feels raw, like it might be bloody. 

This was the third time I had complained. And, no, this was an aside from my main reason for the appointment. He was looking on his laptop for a product he wished me to try for my elbow and another issue on my hand. As he was looking, he was talking and writing it down. He offhandedly mentioned it contained 'urea.'  My mind was turning as he was talking. I said with trepidation, worried he would think I was serious, "Can I just pee on my hand?" 

He replied with the fact that when he first heard of urea in med school, he was concerned about it. "It's not the same thing. But, I didn't know that." Well, I quickly told him I was joking. Tommy said he, too, knew I was not serious. It was just too good a line for me to pass up!

I joke like this with a straight face. People think I am funny or just dumb. I just had to share this with you. Have I embarrassed myself? 

Today, we had just enough gentle rain that Tommy only watered the plants on the porch. We had a chore and came home. I let him go in first so he could unlock the door. I got out of the car when he was inside. He went out to water a bit later, after I decided to take a nap. When I awoke, he told me I left the car running for 2.5 hours! Thankfully, I did not run all the gas out of the car.

The rain was just very local and light, no thunder or winds, so very nice for gardens. I think the blackberries are done for the year. Nothing seems to be happening on the blackberry plants. That will make maybe eight strawberries for the total harvest. I hope they do better next year. Five of the six canes look alive still. Maybe I will have seven blackberry plants next year. 

Dinner: Tommy had ham, corn, collards. I had a bit of Caprese Penne Pasta, couple of bites of roast beef, 1/4 cup mashed potatoes, 2 Tbsp gravy, and green beans and half a banana. There is enough of the roast beef and rest of that meal for Tommy. He won't eat the Caprese anything. It had pesto instead of whole basil leaves, so yummy. The grape tomatoes were delicious heated with the rest of the dish. I will have strawberries later.

I quit buying Red Delicious Apples at Publix. I bought a bag of Fuji, ate them without pleasure. I ate them for nutrients and fiber. Now, I have one large Granny Smith apple. It is tangy and tart! 

The list we made for Thursday, did not finish, added to for Friday, will now have additions for Saturday. It is all done eventually. 

Last night, when I could not sleep, I did a bit of decluttering and a bit of putting things in their place. I am the only one who can tell...lol. 

Tommy's favorite coffee mug says "I stole this cup from the desk of Matt Gentry."  There is a badge on the opposite side. Matt is the County Sheriff. He won this cup at a Christmas Party Dinner for seniors. I think it is cute he likes it. It helps me to convince him he does not need so many coffee cups. It's a decluttering tool. 

Do you ever say something so ridiculous in jest like peeing on your hand in lieu of urea? To your doctor? 

8 comments:

  1. In general doctors have no sense of humor. Anything said straight laced is taken as a serious consideration. They are like Commander Data minus the charms.

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    1. Urspo,
      Oh no. Surely, he knows I was not serious. Tommy said he finally realized I was not serious. I had to ask Tommy who Commander Data is. I had a doctor, obgyn, who started being silly while examining me. I gave it right back. It was funniest exam ever.

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    2. I try to be humorous and lighthearted most of the time at work. After all Laughter is still the best medicine.

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    3. Urspo,
      I would hate to see a psychiatrist who was dour.

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  2. I joke with my doctors all the time. I try to be clever, not ridiculous. Most of the time I have established a good rapport with them that way, but sometimes they are just humorless droids. I try to move on from the ones who don't have a sense of humor, unless they are specialists I don't have to see very often.

    I CANNOT imagine joking with a male doctor who is all up in my hoo-hah!!

    I've seen a male gyno precisely once; never again! I insist on mechanics who've got the same OEM parts I do. I wouldn't hire a Ford wrench monkey to work on my Maybach, so...

    The two times I have had a colonoscopy I had a male nurse assigned to me. The first time was a surprise so I was gracious about it. The second time I realized it definitely made me uncomfortable. I guess I just prefer to keep men away from my private parts, professional medical duty or not!

    My feelings about male nurses are what they are, and I intend to respect my own preferences from now on. So before the next one, I will call and tell them to put "female nurse only" in my folder.

    I have never joked about urea or peeing with a doctor. Plenty of other far worse things, but not those! LOL!!! ;^) ;^)

    I'm sorry you got so few blackberries this year. Maybe next year will be better. My Meyer lemon tree is sporting five teeny little green lemons (they look like wee limes!), after a spring of blooming its freaking leaves off. I need to fertilize it now so I actually get those lemons.

    How is your lemon tree doing, Linda?

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  3. The ob/gyn started joking, so I gave it back worse than he could have hoped for. He was freezing my cervix, so it was a long time laughing and joking. Another time, he was messing around with my blouse, trying to get it up. Finally, I raised my head and said, "What are trying to do???" Well, there is more to it.
    The only time I saw a female gyno, she left the instrument hanging in me and left the room, leaving the door open. When I complained after she came back, she said that only patients were out there and medical professionals. I was furious, said nothing, and never went back! THAT was not the point. All other times it was a male. I just grit my teeth and live through it.
    My lemon tree was very green, some leaves turned yellow on one branch. I think it was the branch that was broken when it fell over. It is pretty and green, but there have been no blossoms. I do have bees and other insects pollinating around here.

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  4. I am so fortunate to have a wonderful GP Dr. He and I get along well. He did send me to a dermo that I thought was dour and humorless. After I mentioned it to my GP he immediately arranged for me to see another dermo if I wanted to, (I choose not to). I truly have a wonderful Dr. who I have trust in. I think I have seen him or his previous or current PA for about 25 years! During John's illness we had superior care.

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    1. I was hoping to find someone who at least cares. You are lucky to find your GP. My dermatologist is sometimes great, other times impatient. Overall, I do like him.

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